Thanks to the ever concerned, Private-i, I have learned these very important tips should Zombies attack during the holiday season. Even though we are early for the Christmas holiday, I think it translates well for St. Patrick’s Day and Easter.


The embedded video wouldn’t work for some reason, so you have the link. If you can’t see the video… here is the Cliff’s notes version:

Don’t cook pies before killing zombies
Don’t kiss strangers
Shoot annoying carolers
Shoot Grandma…

Although we are as Zombie resistant as one can get, it is good to be prepared. Are you ready?