Tag Archives: never

Adding to the List Of Things I Didn’t Want to Know

Before you click on the second link, you should know it is not safe for work. It is also creepy.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Thanks to The Bloggess, I now am aware that Vulva perfume exists. (Not perfume FOR the area. This is supposed to smell LIKE the area.)

The video is disturbing – what kind of guy is that? smelling the seat? really? eww.

OK – back to reality, folks. Look, puppies!

That’s better.

Do you have anything burned into your brain that you feel the need to share?

Never, ever, ever

Dooce has a new community, if you didn’t know. It is also a fun read (her readers are as fun as she is – yay!) One of the things she does is a “question of the day” – and I really liked this one… so I am stealing it. OK – theft w/ credit is really just credit ;)

Here are a few of my “never, ever, evers”

- Never accept something you want is impossible. We got a guy to the moon. Seriously, that thing you want… it is totally possible.

- Never stop laughing (even if it is at yourself). Things just get boring if you do.

- Never wear shoes that can be purchased from a greeting card store.

- Never work on vacation (takes away from the point)

What are some of your “nevers”?