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I’d like to thank “Hoo” for giving me a chuckle today – I love it!
My personal favorites are 4, 12 and 13. Which are your favorites?
- What do you mean, she’ll get here “when she comes”? That’s not a time. How can I plan around that?
- And we’ll all have chicken and dumplings? All of us? Even you three vegetarians? Who’s going to be cooking these dumplings anyway? Remember that time I made pierogies? No, I bet you don’t remember that.
- Okay, someone’s in the kitchen with Dinah. What is this, a guessing game? And no one’s going to be “strumming on the ol’ banjo” in my house. I’m not stupid.
- You are not a little teapot, honey. You’ve just got my hips. I’m sorry.
- You’re paying far too much attention to that very, very small spider.
- No, you can’t put a person in a pumpkin shell. Really, I’m starting to worry about you.
- Is the old man snoring? Or is he in a coma? Because if he bumped his head and can’t get up we need to call someone. And it’s going to be tricky since it’s raining. And it’s pouring.
- Well nobody asked you to carry a banjo all the way from Alabama.
- I don’t care how many of them there are, get the monkeys out of the bedroom!
- Again with the old man. Tell him to leave your thumb alone. What the heck is “knick-knack”? I thought he was snoring a minute ago.
- A snowman is marching through town? Are you drunk?
- What are you talking about, “how I wonder what you are”? It’s a star. You just said it was a star.
- GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TREE. NOW.
- What are you doing asking a sheep if it has wool? And I hope that’s not the same lamb that’s been following Mary around.
- That’s a lot of pressure, telling someone they’re your “only sunshine.” Are your ready to take that step?
- What? The bridge is falling down? For Christ’s sake stop singing!
