You know the phrase “it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.”? It is true.

Yesterday  morning I woke up with the Bean at 5:30 – she can’t be awake all by herself. Just ask her, she will tell you. When I woke up, I changed her diaper and this is where my day started to go off kilter. About a half hour later, I was sitting with her on my lap – I was still groggy, but she was chipper. She looked at me and paused for a moment. At first, I thought it was very sweet that she gazed into my eyes. Then I felt the warmth flow down my leg. Then that warmth got cold, and I knew.

Apparently in my fogginess, I didn’t fully cover the hatch as required and I left a full cheek uncovered (therefore the entire diaper was just for show – no real protection).

After everyone got a bath (because that is just gross!) I took more care in fully covering the hatch.