At the office, Private-i and I share a faux wall. Apparently in my absence, someone decided to move in to keep Private-i company.

Helga.

Helga is a mouse that is described as MAYBE two inches long. The reason she is named Helga is because it was decided she was female (just because). Helga was discovered by startling Private-i, causing her to choke (making her a death mouse). A death mouse has to have a good death mouse name… Helga was named.

I am going to the office on Thursday, but am hoping that Helga would have relocated by then. Private-i would like her to be part of a relocation program, vs. a relocate to the grave plan that facilities will likely perform.

How do you relocate neighbors such as Helga? Do you relocate, or do you search and destroy?