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In the last few weeks we have had a string of four celeb deaths. I don’t really get how much news coverage “some” are getting… but I get how each are worth noting. This one may send me to hell… but have to honor the late, great pitchman in my own sick and twisted sense of humor kind of way.

R.I.P. Mr. Mays.

With the sad news about pitchman Billy Mays (aka, the tightest beard in history according to hubby), I can’t help but imagine him bargaining his way into the afterlife… promising Oxyclean to whoever will listen (or whoever is in ear shot). AND if you let him in within the next 5 minutes, he will DOUBLE the order and throw in his beard trimmer… FREE!

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