— If you are pregnant with a head cold, you don’t get medication. You get pity and suggestions for steam and rest.
– There is a proper order to getting sticks when building a nest.
– Small cars suck once you turn into a turtle.
– Paying off debt is among the greatest feelings EVER.
– “Definitely no more than two weeks” translates into 4 weeks in upholstery speak.
– Running errands during lunch hours helps get a lot accomplished, but makes lunch suck a lot more than it used to.
– 39 days seems like it is both an eternity and an instant.

– It is (seemingly) possible to have your stomach grow 3 inches in one day.

– Making appointments for 7 am on a Saturday does suck as much as it sounds like it would.