While talking to PJ this week about the developments of the Mango, she suggested that now that it has ears and is beginning to hear, I have to be careful what I say. She feels as though the Mango is plotting against me — planning now how the childhood will be based on what I say 19 weeks into pregnancy.

Today’s the day that I know if you are a boy or a girl. I hope you are not shy for the camera so we can find out. This is the last time I will ask you for such a favor.